My Model Buildings Part 2

 

 

This final section on my website is about this other model building I have completed on Sunday the 30th of June 2024 called 'The Beagle & Acolyte Eight Snack Bars Tower & Entertainment Pub'. Here is how I came to making it. In late May 2024, I ordered for myself 22 stand-up comedy DVDs that had been released over the course of the 2010s where you see the audience being filmed, not to watch, but to cut up the discs for them and put them inside this used squash bottle and roll up the covers for the DVDs and put them inside the used squash bottle as well and also fill the bottle up with water. I Also ordered myself a packet of 25 blank CDs for making my own music CDs. They arrived in the post on Thursday the 6th of June 2024, and I made 21 music CDs that now come in 21 of the 22 used DVD cases.

 

The other DVD case was slightly broken, and so I cut it up and the plastic bit that protected the cover, after which I put every single cut up bit of the case and plastic bit inside this used squash bottle along with the DVD cover rolled up. And please don't think of this as me playing some monstrous God cutting up all the young audience members that will have been filmed close up at various stand-up comedy shows that will have been filmed for DVD over the 2010s, I'm sorry, I will not have that. Nothing can save the 2010s for me, I'm afraid I'm the kind of person that hates that decade. I know I did have some nice times over that decade, but it just wasn't enough to get me by without being forced by my own mind to memorise so many negative outside influences without wanting to regardless of whether I will have come across those things by accident or on purpose.

 

For me to go from really enjoying watching stand-up comedy on DVD or online to really disliking watching it for reasons having been explained in this section maybe a crying shame, but I'm better off staying away from watching stand-up comedy permanently if the problem I have with coming across young audience members being filmed close up is going to remain with me for the rest of my life. Anyway, after all 22 of the stand-up comedy DVDs I ordered for myself had arrived in June 2024, again I cut up all the discs for them and put them inside the used squash bottle along with all 22 of the DVD covers rolled up, after which I filled the bottle up with water and put the light on firmly and tightly so that the bottle wouldn't leak, after which I rolled the bottle up with kitchen paper and sellotape; I used up two whole rolls of kitchen paper as well as two whole rolls of sellotape on this model building which as I say is called 'The Beagle & Acolyte Eight Snack Bars Tower & Entertainment Pub'.

 

The name is a homage to Charles Darwin's book The Voyage Of The Beagle, and former Genesis guitarist Steve Hackett's debut solo album Voyage Of The Acolyte. Also, I shook the model building in the rocking motion non stop to 20 songs 10 on YouTube on Friday the 5th of July 2024, and the other 10 on Windows Media Player on Tuesday the 5th of November 2024. The first 10 are by John Lennon and the other 10 are by Paul McCartney and Wings, apart from the 13th and 18th songs which are by Paul McCartney just on his own. I shook the model building to the 20 songs so that the 22 DVD covers inside it will have disintegrated in the water, which I should think they well and truly are now, and had possibly been even to the first one of them. Below this paragraph is a list of what the 20 songs were that I rockingly shook the model building to on the 5th of July 2024 and on the 5th of November 2024 respectively:

 

1. John Lennon - Imagine

2. John Lennon - Instant Karma

3. John Lennon - Mother

4. John Lennon - Jealous Guy

5. John Lennon - Power To The People

6. John Lennon - Cold Turkey

7. John Lennon - Love

8. John Lennon - Mind Games

9. John Lennon - Whatever Gets You Thru The Night

10. John Lennon - #9 Dream

11. Paul McCartney and Wings - Listen To What The Man Said

12. Paul McCartney and Wings - Band On The Run

13. Paul McCartney - Another Day

14. Paul McCartney and Wings - Live And Let Die

15. Paul McCartney and Wings - Jet

16. Paul McCartney and Wings - My Love

17. Paul McCartney and Wings - Silly Love Songs

18. Paul McCartney - Pipes Of Peace

19. Paul McCartney and Wings - C Moon

20. Paul McCartney and Wings - Hi Hi Hi

 

 

 

It's a building with eight snack bars on all eight floors including the ground floor. Not only that, there are other things on each floor as well. The ground floor is a reception area and ground floor snack bar, the first floor is a restaurant area and first floor snack bar, the second area is a dance hall and second floor snack bar, the third floor is a gym area and third floor snack bar, the fourth floor is a swimming area and fourth floor snack bar, the fifth floor is an arcades area and fifth floor snack bar, the sixth floor is a rollerskating area and sixth floor snack bar, and the seventh and top floor is a party area and top floor snack bar. All eight snack bars inside 'The Beagle & Acolyte Eight Snack Bars Tower & Entertainment Pub' sell different types of snacks. Once again if such place was to exist in the future, I shouldn't think it would be as important as somewhere like Canterbury Cathedral for example.

 

Also, on Saturday the 6th of July 2024 the day after I shook 'The Beagle & Acolyte Eight Snack Bars Tower & Entertainment Pub' to the ten John Lennon songs in the rocking motion, and four months before I did exactly the same thing to the other ten songs by Paul McCartney and Wings, I did the same thing to it again to ten other songs on YouTube, which means I've shaken it in the rocking motion to 30 songs all together now, which means the 22 DVD covers inside it will have probably disintegrated in the water even more now. Who on Earth what those DVD covers would look like now. Unlike with the ten John Lennon songs that I shook it to the day before, each song that I shook it to was six minutes after the other with small breaks in between them all varying in length. None of the ten songs that I shook 'The Beagle & Acolyte Eight Snack Bars Tower & Entertainment Pub' to on the 6th of July 2024 are actually six minutes long.

 

I'm going to end this final section on my website by confirming that below this paragraph are the precise ten YouTube videos of the ten songs that I shook it to in the rocking motion with every one of them representing the times in the day that I shook it to. I thought I'd embed them in this final section on my website so that anyone who views this bit on my website can listen to any one of them on this page if they want to. As you can see, I have given the artists' names Wikipedia links so that anyone reading this bit on my website can find out more about them if they want to just by simply clicking on the links.

 

1. Kincade - Dreams Are Ten A Penny = 3:00 pm

 

2. Todd Rundgren - I Saw The Light = 3:06 pm

 

3. Sailor - Give Me La Samba = 3:12 pm

 

4. Styx - The Best Of Times = 3:18 pm

 

5. REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You = 3:24 pm

 

6. REO Speedwagon - Keep The Fire Burning = 3:30 pm

 

7. Asia - Only Time Will Tell = 3:36 pm

 

8. Asia - Don't Cry = 3:42 pm

 

9. Asia - Never In A Million Years = 3:48 pm

 

10. Lindisfarne - Easy And Free = 3:54 pm